75th Birthday Party 🎂

“It’s too soon to meet the relatives,” you told me.

We had been dating exclusively for five months.

“It’s too soon to meet the relatives,” you told me as I packed up my overnight bag; I should have glued it to my back since I practically lived at your apartment. I was heading to my uncle’s 75th birthday party and was running late.

“Love you,” you shouted from the bedroom.

When I opened the front door to leave, I was taken aback by blonde hair, a cute dress, and pretty blue eyes saying, “Damn, I should have waited five more minutes.”

I had a great time at my uncle’s birthday party and never looked back.