I paid a $94.50 Philadelphia Parking Authority ticket for the time I was stuck at your house because you were lecturing me on โexhibiting co-dependent behaviorsโ when I was sad. You โ who wanted to move in after 3 weeks, who invited me to your colonized island on week 2, who tried to FaceTime 2 hours after our first date โ calling me clingy. You said I looked like your straight friend while topless on Riis beach, saved by a line drawn tattoo on my chest โ not quite sure who I was fucking then, or your intent in that wounding.
$94.50 is a small price to pay for an early escape.