When I bought you Animal Crossing New Horizons, I didnโt think it would be a breakup gift. โSomething to make us feel close when we canโt be during COVID,โ I thought. But the years of misogynistic and racist comments from your friends, coupled with your willful ignorance of my mental health, bubbled over that night on FaceTime.
I hope your island is thriving, though. Mine is now.