I remember being dropped off at the local Starbucks by my family as they went out to dinner. The text to hang out at Starbucks should have been a red flag. I remember buying a cookie to avoid the side eye from the baristas and waited for her to arrive.
Once she got there it was quickly decided that she would drive me back home and she broke up with me in her car outside my house. I did not have keys to the house. We waited for my family to return from Bertucci's.
An awkward breakup for an awkward romance.
P.S. Whoops, sorry for the delayed send today, bbs, and thank you for the alarmed texts asking where it is. Back to our 8 a.m. newsletters next week. In the meantime, won’t you submit your own breakup story?