In college, I dated a guy that I worked with at the local burrito spot. When I knew our romp was on its way out, I tried to be “sexy” by leaning my elbows over the counter on to the burrito press, not realizing it would actually be really hot. That was the penultimate moment.
Then he said he didn’t want a relationship, so we stopped seeing each other. And I found out about two weeks later he had a girlfriend who was 17 years old (he was 24 at the time), because she posted pictures of them at her prom.